1. – Nobody is perfect!
– I’m nobody, and therefore I’m perfect!
2. – If I save time, when do I get it back?
– Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway
3. – Can you do anything that other people can’t?
– Sure, I can read my handwriting..
4. War doesn’t determine who’s right.
War determines who’s LEFT…
5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
6. A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…
What more can I say.
7. If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
8. – Should women have children after 35?
– No, 35 children are more then enough.
9. Living on Earth may be expensive…
but it includes an annual FREE trip around the Sun..
10. Your future depends on your dreams…
So – go to sleep! !
11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY!
So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
13. A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject
14. :A drunk was hauled into court
– Mister, the judge began,
you’ve been brought here for drinking….
– Great, the drunk exclaimed.
When do we get started?